E-ki

"'In this shot Shinji looks to his left which represents his uncertainty of whether or not he should pilot eva - a representation of the supermarket industry.'"E-ki

Appearance
E-ki has blonde hair and yellow eyes. He wears an Evangelion hoodie.

Personality
E-ki is basically a shut-in who only eats Doritos. He loves seeming clever to other people. He often makes points as if waiting for someone to reply with "good point!". He usually tags his text posts as "#smart" to seem even smarter.

E-ki loves Neon Genesis Evangelion to an extreme. This is seen on his clothes, blog theme and blog's content. Once he even called someone out for posting art plagiarized from his precious anime. He felt bad after that, but was told it was the right thing to do.

He's is bad with metaphors, which B-ka uses to avoid letting out too much private info.

He also runs a secret blog for moe and kawaii stuff. He only lets B-ka, his boyfriend, know about this side of him. Unfortunately other people, such as A-ya, have also stumbled upon this blog and it's no longer as hidden as it was supposed to be.

E-ki is actually terrified of socializing and being in public. He's afraid that people would make fun of him for his interests which has happened in the past. This lead to him becoming the shut-in that he is now. He may act elite online but in a real life situations he's extremely socially awkward. B-ka seems to be breaking him out of this however.

B-ka
B-ka and E-ki are dating.

E-noru
E-noru looks up to E-ki and interacts with him a lot. E-ki finds this annoying though.

A-ya
E-ki often gives anime recommendations and reviews to A-ya.

Quotes

 * "help how do i make food that isn’t doritos"
 * "I apologise to all of my fans I’ve kept waiting by not being on this website too much. I secluded myself from the public eye to finish writing my thesis on FLCL in private, but when I handed it to my professor I was told “this is an IT class” and “how did you get in here?”. Some people have no sense at all, why is nobody as smart as I am?"
 * "If you like any anime made after 2005 your opinion is INVALID. Sorry, I don’t make the rules."
 * "u-uh… d-do you mean like… actual pizza toppings? these euphemisms suck are we eating ass or not" to B-ka using metaphors about their date activity.